Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

H Jokes More H Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."