Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

H Jokes More H Jokes

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."