How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

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Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.