When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free