What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.