How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.