What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!