What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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