Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Reproduce Jokes More Reproduce Jokes

How do Sesame Street characters reproduce?

Big bird's eggs and ABCmen.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.