Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Howdo Jokes More Howdo Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool