I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
Because he is lying.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
A: they're always talking about God.
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
