What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.