What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.