Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.