Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.