Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.