Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!