Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.