Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...