Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.