Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Where have you been all my life?

Please go back there.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.