Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Where have you been my whole life?

I said "SOBER"

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.