What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

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Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.