What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.