What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.