Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

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What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.