What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam