How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"