Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !