What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.