What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.