Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.