Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Which animal is the faggiest?

A chim-PANSY