What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!