Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Retain Jokes More Retain Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

4 Day Jokes More 4 Day Jokes

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.