Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant