Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.