Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.