Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.