Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.