What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn