Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.