Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General