Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."