What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Misunderstand Jokes More Misunderstand Jokes

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What do you call 'a woman's understanding'?

Misunderstanding

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."