Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.