Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars