How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

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How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

How do you put out a maxipad fire?

You tampon it.