How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.