How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

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What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.