Which do you light first?

The match

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"