Which do you light first?

The match

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.