Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone