Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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The Spanish Inquisition.

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Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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To get to the other bride!

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone