What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!