How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude