How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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Hella.

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One for the money, two for the show.

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Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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Arrr son!

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Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.