Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood