Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!