Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.