Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents