Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.