Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.