Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!