Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O