What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell