What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.