Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.