If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.
Bricks can get laid.
You can't play football with the remote.
A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
