What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one