Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

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Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

Nordic Country Jokes More Nordic Country Jokes

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens